CZ's Blog

2011-07-21T08:36:00.000-07:00

200711

Why didnt you wait for me
to come back home?
U broke ur promise.
Still, we love u, fat boy.

2011-06-06T11:09:00.001-07:00

GUNS & DICKS

Shall start my NS life in a couple of hours
time. All the best to my 2 weeks
confinement and i should be off
for another round of MJ. lol

Missed the backpack trip already.
All the laughing, fun, injuries and ladyboys.
So now, here's some of the photos
credits to Hehfiz :D

Start of journey

TROLLs

No Pain No Paintball

I skid my motorbike twice within
an hour but im not the worst :B

Been there done that. Backpackers for life

Tired TROLLs back to Singapore

WAH LAH!

2011-06-01T10:03:00.001-07:00

FREE BITCH

Poly ended liao lo.
Less than 1 week to NS D:
Will miss my classmates and
peeps much much.
Hope i wont turn into clubber
siao when i go in NS.

VideoCam, Y U NO GROW TALLER?!

Directors and bosses in 20 years time

My sem1 classmate and faithful tweetpeep :)

Darius Lee Fu Qiang. Hansum Ganstar

Tts an eel, no joke.

Gina uses Hadouken. Its super effective*

2011-04-21T01:06:00.000-07:00

21

In bout 24 hours time, i'll be
officially 21. Fuck sian. Uncle Lim liao

And the long waited NS letter had
finally came.

07 JUNE 2011 at 11:45AM
to BMTC HQ
Less than 45 days more to
seeing my dick head shaved.
Shall try and spend this holiday
wisely.

Not forgetting, the 9 days backpacking
trip to Malaysia and Thailand with
Hafiz, Marcus, Nazmi and Nazmi's fren :@
Am looking forward to the Thai
massage there. My spine's been giving
mi problem.
Guess i'm playing too much MJ lately.

The catch at Pasir Ris Pond

My favorite MJ beast

Last year's celebration wita Edmunda

Miss the whole Phuket trip and Ponpoy
who helped took this photos for us :))

Rokok master

My MJ shifu. Andy Lau

2011-03-06T10:19:00.000-08:00

D:

I don feel easy at all even
though the exams are over D: fml

Anyway, went fishing wit a bunch of
homies at Labrador Park last nite.
It was pathetic!
I couldn't even feel a nibble on mi rod.
The whole 100m stretch of fishermen
didn't catch anything at all.
I caught a big crab though but it was sheer
luck. That's all. The onli catch of the day.

Myth Busted: Labrador Park is not a
good fishing spot.

Shall work & MJ til i drop this holiday :)

Handicrab

Red Haired Shanks

Will miss these bunch of douchebags & bitches.

2011-01-31T07:52:00.000-08:00

STRESS

Total hell for these 2 weeks for mi.
So many major projects and presentations
to complete.
Done with band recording, WISP & MindQuest's
presentations.
Left with mixing and making the music video
and Final Year Exams.

CNY coming, nvr bought any new clothes,
no time and mood actually. Going back
to Batam on Wed right after a test.
The only thing im anticipating for is the MJ
session there :B

Btw, i wanna tell u tt something awful happened
to me a week or 2 ago.
I woke up tt morning, my piercing hurts like fuck
and i suspect my stopper had dropped off
and yea, it wasn't there but instead, there was
a semen-like-liquid discharge at the back of
my ear.
I went to the toilet to check on it. The stopper
was indeed missing but i could feel something
protruding out of my ear. It was fucking
disturbing and then i tried to squeeze it out.
Bearing all the pain, I pushed out the swell and
there it was, a bloody stopper. Blood all over.
fyi, my stopper is a huge cylinder shaped metal.
It went inside my piercing entirely when i was
aslp.
And now, the back of my left ear has a hole as big
as an asshole. Great.

I dunno why i've always have a thought
that i would either die from a stroke or cancer.
fml

2011-01-11T08:31:00.000-08:00

For the Love of the Game

Mahjong should be considered a sport,
a recognized competitive game played
by both young and old and be introduced
as an Olympic sport. I will represent
Singapore in tt sport and win a gold medal
for my people.
A silver would not be good enough
for mi even though I predict China
would be a tough opponent to beat.
But u noe wat? Fuk tt, I will own you
MJ noobs, bring glory to SG and be an
icon, a living legend of Mahjong. o.o

Sumting wong

MJ tip: Defending ur chips is more
important than winning a hand.
Terms and Conditions apply*

WUUUUT

2010-12-30T05:36:00.000-08:00

STUDIO

Today was our recording day at
the studio.
Fyi : The studio is onli for AVT students
and is secured with fingerprint
lock system for onli the AVTs and lects.

Today wasn't a very productive day
as we tried to compose our own music.
Idea from Electronics changed to Alien electronic
to gameboy electronic to Pokemon theme/battle
song to Gregorian chants and then to
6 man acapella. lmao

The 5 of us had a group disscussion with Mr. Lau,
when a black figure swept across the screen
of the door. We were like "wtf was tt??"

Fiz went to check it immediately and
found the small room opposite empty.
Onli JS didnt saw the figure cause the door
was behind him. The other 4 of us saw the same
thing. Someone's head. Awkward Silence.

FUK YEA! MY QWOP FINALLY PASSED!!
WITH FLYING COLOUR SOMEMORE!!

2010-12-24T09:18:00.001-08:00

2010-12-21T10:55:00.001-08:00

T3

Tts the name of the new speakers
i jus bought. It includes a subwoofer.
1 word : GUMPUASOONG

2010-12-14T09:30:00.000-08:00

You stood up, looked down and
notice there's 2 large anacondas
making love inside the toilet bowl.
You are like "FUCK YEAH"
What a beauty.

2010-12-14T07:14:00.000-08:00

BELOVED FRIEND OF MINE

I had a dream this morning.
All the Scubens & I travelled back in time.
It started off at Shuqun's canteen.
Our purpose was to find Suei Chuan
and there he was, standing beside
the vending machine.
We called out his name, glad to
see this great buddy again.

I gave him a tight hug and he was like,
" Dudes, whats wit all of you?? ". Trying
to free himself, he was clueless of
what was happening but i didnt care.

Kelvin said," We should head back now,
my plane's waiting for mi to Australia "
I woke up, a fever hit me, i couldnt slp
then.

p.s Suei Chuan, who had gone to the better world.

2010-12-11T08:44:00.000-08:00

QWOP

I got a new best friend
and his name is QWOP.
Even though he's a nigga
and is spastic, he had taught
me mani things.
He taught me wat real courage is and
not everything is a win or lose
cause everyone is a winner ;D

Nth is more FUK-up than this.
Lost my focus and QWOP died a horrible death.

Nex week bitchesss.

2010-12-09T08:49:00.000-08:00

CHRISTMAS

I wan so many things for christmas..
A new pair of speakers and a sub woofer
A new Macbook laptop bag
An IPhone 4/G
A new pair of mid-cut shoes for work
A bronze key chain hook.
My whole bunch of orders online. FASTER COMEEE

Last Saturday watched MNET Ultimate LiveAsia
wit JS, Fahmi & Gina. Working after tt til
5am. lol

Gina: 'TRIO's $80 very difficult to earn'
So totally agreed :B
Sry leh

Gina, faster facebook all the photos.

Park Jaebum Park Jaebum. Nickhun dance veh nice.

FUK YOU CT!

2010-11-27T03:45:00.000-08:00

FISHING

Ytd went to Lim Chu Kang for
some fishing with the Kian Brothers.
Under the blazing sun for 5 hours
without even a nibble.
But at least Nixon caught a pufferfish.
:D

Bamboo Hat = Luck +0

Nut sack.

Hi, I'm Puf the tough Pufferfish and i
love to eat ur smelly prawn. Bitch

2010-11-22T09:53:00.001-08:00

LAST NIGHT

I dreamt I was in a small room
with Aloy & Gina.
Aloy had a gun, he decided
to put a bullet through his head
and yea, he did.
Gina wanted to suicide as well
and i successfully persuaded her
not to.

Crazy ETG pple.

I thk i drmt of these because i saw
these things tt nite.

Theres a part 2.

Don ask mi y.

2010-11-17T08:21:00.000-08:00

RANDOM

No win no lose in MJ jus now.

Drank a real Graveyard last nite.

Man, it tasted like sht.

Here's the Graveyard recipe

- Triple Sec, 151 Proof Rum, Vodka, Gin

Tequila, Bourbon, Scotch, Beer, Stout

Here are some photos

Only sick pple drink these

The Bruno Bros

2010-11-13T08:34:00.000-08:00

LOSING STREAK

Had 4 rounds of MJ jus now.

Cleared tray once, almost lost $80

but in the end, minimized it to $19

at the las 2 winds with a 滿台 Hat-trick.

The best was 1 of them's a 海底捞月.

Even though i didn't win, it was a satisfied loss.

2010-11-12T06:03:00.000-08:00

NAPFA

Took the test jus now, here are my results

Chin ups = 11 (A)

Standing Broad Jump = 235cm (B)

Shuttle Run = 10.1 secs (A)

Sit & Reach = 47cm (B)

Sit Ups = 41 (A)

2.4KM Run = 13.44mins (E)

Kk, no link.

Tml i shall dieeeeeeeee. lol

2010-10-29T10:23:00.000-07:00

HOLY FUKING CUTEEEEE TTM
kop from TTT.'
This is worth disfiguring my blog

2010-10-23T00:38:00.000-07:00

Dreams

I drmt I was at the beach and
saw a rocket launched into the sky
and then falling straight down to the
sea after it got halved.
A huge star cruise got engulfed by
the tsunami aftermath. It felt like 2012.

The second dream was totally random.
I drmt i was Lina from Dota, shooting
searing arrows like a Bone Fletcher,
pwning in the game. lmao

I've got to go for teardown later at
ION 1st bday concert. So hazy, somemore
like gonna rain :@

like nice onli

2010-10-10T10:38:00.000-07:00

MJ

Been MJing my whole holi out.
1 week, 3 or 4 times MJ.
Time to take a rest from hosting.

But im still thking of MJ marathon
before sch reopen.
Record was 10 rounds (26 hours)
Who's up for insanity? :B

This is Yu Xue and he ran a marathon at Dbl O.

2010-10-03T00:37:00.000-07:00

PHUKET in short

1. Arrive Airport, bought PhiPhi Island
tour package. Price slaughtering warm-up

2. After hour plus cab ride, arrive hotel.
Fabulous rooms!!!

3. Lunch at Indian Thai Restaurant.
Price no bloody diff from SG

4. Beach!!! (suntanned)
JX threw a quarter full water bottle 20 metre
and hit an angmoh. FAIL

5. Dinner at a mexican restaurant. POND POY!!!
Freaking huge back ribs.

6. Shopping~ CheapCheap Thai Massage

7. JagerTrain back at Mexican Restaurant
and cele YM belated Bday!
10 shots of different Tequila. End of day1

8. PhiPhi Island Trip. Snorkeling.
Jx almost drowned to death.

9.Monkey feeding and shopping at PP island.
Waste my money buy the package.

10. Seafood spam for dinner!! Best dinner
we've eaten. (Y)

11. Shopping n Massage again!

12. Dye Hair. And drinking games. End of day2

13. Back to airport. Flight cancelled!!!
Fuck Tiger airways. Have to wait 3 hour
in airport without any money!

14. HSH

ha-meh-ha-meh-HAAAAAA!!!

Camwhores

Famous Grouse. Bad idea

Dino ribs

Credits to Pond Poy. haahahahahaaha

JagerBombs!!!!

Luxury.

Near death experience.
During our snorkeling at PP island,
We got separated into 2 pairs and i was
with Jx.
We were without our life jackets and
began to swim away from our pack.
The strong waves pulled us away from
shore bit by bit.
I noticed we were behind the island and
far away from the others and told Jx to
swim our way back.
I notice his snorkels were missing. He said
sea water kept leaking into his goggles.
I paddled against the strong waves while
waiting for him. The sea was bottomless.

I sensed trouble as I saw Jx paddling harder
and harder without his snorkels.
Jx asked for my help with water muffling his
call and I knew we were in deep shit.
I tried lifting his shoulders above the water but
got dragged down by his struggles.
I yelled for help numerous times after knowing i
could not do much in the situation without a life jacket.

My body got over exhausted, vision
blurred by the condensed goggles and choked
by sea water whenever it enters into
my breathing tube.
I could see a small crowd gathering at the
island but help was nowhere insight.

We struggled to survived for 15 mins
in the middle of the deep sea. It was hell.
I thought we could not survive, seriously, until
i heard an angmoh lady's voice,
"Grab my life jacket"
I knew i should start worrying bout myself
at that point but i could still manage from
breathing through the snorkels.
The sound of a motor boat speeding towards
us assured me that the nightmare was over.

Million thanks to the angmoh lady who
saved Jx but not the motor boat which
i don noe why they would need so long
to get us.
Jx shouldnt be alive. lol

2010-09-27T11:07:00.000-07:00

WorkWork

Just ended my week of work at
Trio with Js, Ym and Jim.
Best
JayPark concert was awesome
but too bad we were sweepers
for the whole show. Sweep
all the sand away so they could
do their bboying.

Phuket in 1 day. Fuk yea.

JayPark concert stage setup

Me climbing the truss whenever god wants to pee

JAYPARKER!!!

2010-09-13T06:18:00.000-07:00

:)

Now, everything related to
the attachment is over except
for the release of the results.

Well, im quite proud of my 116 pages
report. Some say if i don get an A,
i've been wasting my time typing
so much and paying $51.20 for
printing them out. Screw youuuuuuuu.

How i wish every trip was like dbl O
IMY*

Jägerbomb !!!

2010-08-07T00:40:00.000-07:00

SWEET

Attachment ending
real soon. But i chose
to work til the end of August.
Sigh. Brainwashed.

2010-07-26T09:31:00.000-07:00

No idea why im starting
to gian learn Thai via Youtube

Haha. Fail.

Ong Hag

2010-07-26T09:10:00.000-07:00

-.-

I shall start blogging short
posts from now on.

I won MJ on Sunday with my
colleagues. I don get why
some pple like to talk about how
much they have lost in MJ and
spreading around the next day. -.-

Maybe im just a selfish soab who
doesn't want to share the winnings
with those who heard the news.
lol jk

2010-06-28T07:33:00.000-07:00

BACK

1. 40 days countdown to end of intern!!!

2. Predict Argentina will face Spain in the
world cup final.

3. Cant wait to watch Predators!!!

4. If people walked out of a cinema
not discussing about the movie they
just watched, its a 5 out of 10 popcorns.

5. Knight & Day, A-Team, jus not my
kind of movie. i prefer aliens, monsters,
pokemons and more aliens.

6. Sunye of Wonder Girls has big thighs
but Soohee is so, so , so, hot hot.

2010-05-14T08:59:00.000-07:00

RANDOM

I thk i'm not up to my
company's expectations.
Didnt know i'm such a fuked
up worker.
Tried to change and adapt with
the crew but jus couldnt.

Some of those pple who knew
i learnt Muay Thai, always fake
a punch in my face and say
" Aiya, your MuayThai useless la "
after i nvr 'evade' their punches
Tell mi why to evade them when you are
the punching air??
Funny people.

TRIO Family

2010-04-27T08:48:00.000-07:00

Cry Baby

Here are some of my epic
crying moments.

1. During Pri 4, got sarbo-ed by the
whole class to represent for chinese
story telling competition. Got so angry
and stress, wanted to act out my dulan-ness,
in the end cried out accidentally. LOL

2. Cried in front of a bday girl while
walking her home. Damn stupid.

3. Cried during an overnight MJ
at Jim's hse. Sobbed in a corner while
watching the 4 other guys play.

4. Total burst into tears during Suei Chuan's
wake and during his incineration the next
day. Miss him so much.

5. Dog movies never fail to make me
cry. Watched Marley & Me, and
Hachiko - A dog's story recently.

2010-04-25T07:56:00.000-07:00

Forever 18*

Thx everyone for all the bday
wishes!! :D
1st time got so mani pple wished
mi sia, especially on FB.
Received wit lots of love :)

Work had been a killer lately,
actually quite regretted getting
into this course. I guarantee
wont chose this line of work
in the future. No day no night.

2010-04-12T09:03:00.000-07:00

WORK

Its been the 5th week now.
Work's been full of fun, joy
& of course tekans.

Btw, las weekend went ViVo
to work as "DJ" for the Darlie
promotion. Knn, totally no familiar
faces. No one come down support me
& Grace. lol
Oh ya, We got free Darlie
toothpaste from them. 3 somemore!

I WAN PING PONG & SHOPPING!

Grace damn buay on Camwhore de leh. lol

2010-03-28T04:07:00.000-07:00

RANDOM

Attachment:
2 weeks down. 20 more weeks to go.
Works tough, but i like.
The onli thing i hate is the 1.75 hrs journey
to work.

I cant jus waste my Sunday like tt,
rotting at home. :(
I miss Ping Pong, MJ, Dota, Fishing
I miss Scube n classmates too.

I should be in Thai now, shopping
my ass off, eating seafood, enjoying
all the ah guas there.

2010-03-14T00:24:00.000-08:00

RANDOM

O man,attachment is tml.
There goes my holiday.
Fuk this attachment, arbo i
can go Thai happyhappy with Scube.
Hope Grace & Frec don ps mi
because of their EM3A.

Btw, i got myself a new Samsung
500 GB HD from the IT Fair.
& its sexxxy pink. :DD

Sexy bo?~

Had done the things i wanted to
do during the holidays before
i couldnt when the work starts.
Play Mj, PingPong & Fico sccer but didnt fish.
We did prawn fishing, though.

Peace sign*

Talkin bout Fico, heres a few photos.

Peace Sign*

Berzerk mushroom

Come to thk of it, Ronnie hasnt been
with us since he entered NS. Faster
come out k? or rather we go in join u k?
:)

2010-03-06T08:26:00.000-08:00

RANDOM

This morning, i drmt i had
class with lots of koreans.
One of them was Park Bom
from 2NE1.
She's fat and had hairy chest,
she wore low-cut somemore. Lmao

Attachment coming on 15 March.
1 more week to "no life".
Shall chiong dota, MJ and pingpong
before the 6 months of terror.
Speakin of Pingpong, fuking NP camps
booked the whole sports hall for a week.
TMDCCB$%^&*()cunt

2010-02-23T11:59:00.000-08:00

300th POST

2nd year is finally over. This sem
was damn slack. Attachment nex sem.
For 6 months working at TrioAV
which is at Ubi. Tmd far u noe??
Here's the WEBBY.

Btw, talkin about attachment.
I thk i've made a damn brainless
decision. Wanting to join Scube to Thai,
i booked plane tickets without checking
the date of my attachment. fuk dumb.
Then i have to switch name with JK
n lost bout $125. Mofo

I MISS WUHAN!!

2010-02-17T10:23:00.000-08:00

RANDOM

This years CNY machiam black CNY,
nvr go bai nian de.
I thk I'm boring my viewers too much
wit my 2PM+PingPong+Video Spam.
But my tagbox is alive again after
about half a year.
Pls do leave a msg on it often, k? :)

Btw las nite i saw Ogura Yuko as a judge on
超级变变变! (had a hard time translating...)
Nope, she's not a porn star.
But it was their 30th anniversay.
lol uber long.

2010-02-16T01:59:00.000-08:00

188

Sure most of u noe how it feels
to wait for your 1st bus home
in the morning, restless, slpless
after an overnite over a frens crib.
But this morning was totally the worst.

We had a small overnite gambling/drinking session
at TohGuan and i won bout $10.
We ended about 0530 n i had to
wait for my 1st bus home which was 0619.
So, i walked all the way to BB's Mac bus stop
jus to keep myself awake.

I started counting when it striked 0619.
Beside mi was an Ahma, sit damn close to mi.
After a torturing 40 mins, she starting talkin
to me. haha. Damn cute la, somemore
swing her short legs so hard while sitting
on those overtall bus-stop bench.

99% awake, i resisted myself my taking
a cab because its so not mi. Until i buay dong
already n took the 5th 176 to Panjang, n
waved to the Ahma.

After alighting at Panjang, walked a
sweet 200m to the nearest 67 bus stop.
Being tipsy tired & a stone-throw away
from the stop, 67 vroom past.
Waited for another 15 mins n finally Rip.

This CNY is the worst, nvr go Batam,
nvr go bai nian, no money.
Stuck at home also no mood to study.

Fuk sia, attachment nex sem at Ubi.
Die laaaaaa. Was hoping my parents
could shun bian send mi there everytime
as our factory is at Ubi as well. But they
will shift away after CNY. Fuk Suay.

2010-02-13T10:35:00.001-08:00

PING PONG fetish

2010-02-10T09:50:00.000-08:00

PING PONG

This few days were addicted to
ping pong. After sch played in NP
until 8-9pm. Ping pong is such
a graceful sport. lol
I've becoming a pingpong fnatic.

Most of the modules are over.
Goooooooooood

Here's two korean dance battle.
Nice :)

Of course, Junho was the best la.
2PM pwning.

2010-01-31T08:55:00.000-08:00

PETER CHAO I LIKE

On friday, went on a date with Hafiz and watched
a concert, Aloy's concert at VCH. He played
for Unity Sec band as Alumni.
Damn, I missed band.

2010-01-26T07:35:00.000-08:00

RANDOM

Got my bed in the afternoon.
Bed so tall, so tark lorh also.
Took my exhibition photos
back home. Dunno where to
hang. Honored siol, my skull photo
got chosen as exhibition poster.lol
XD

Why are pple not blogging anymore?
Made mi no motivation. Blogging
is outdated, outfashioned.

2010-01-20T04:22:00.000-08:00

4D.

4D was my aunt's pet golden
retriever. He died on monday from
lymphoma. Lymph node cancer.
He was 17 years old, which is 119
in human years. People say their
average life span would be 13-15 years.

Last year CNY, i visited my relatives
and saw him. He was weak, losing fur
and turning white. I knew his time was
limited. Farewell~

Mum told me she planned to sent
Pipi to a new home. A new factory site
our company loaned. Many of the times
mum plans to give away Pipi, i wouldnt
believe but this time i knew she was
sure.

2010-01-16T11:25:00.000-08:00

2PM

2AM’s Jo Kwon and his on-screen
"We Got Married" wife, Ga-In from Brown Eyed Girls.
lmao. Damn funny even though theres no subs.

I wan 2PM's album, 1:59PM !!!
Saw it at Poplar but no moneyyyy~
T.T

2010-01-11T08:34:00.000-08:00

RANDOM

- I almos swallowed my barbell
after it came off during my dota match.
- I wan a diamond stud barbell.
- Pierce ear?
- Mum got my room painted gay pink
even though i was joking. But i like.
- Imma 2PM fan. Come back Jaebum~
- No table no bed no closet until nex month.
- Mum got me a $7xx queen-size mattress.
- Not going batam this year new year.
No Moneyyyyy$$
- I love my bright baby blue bunny boxer
- seh heh bok mahn ee bahd euh sae yo~

Pinkie

2010-01-04T08:29:00.000-08:00

2010

These few days was abit messy
after shifting hse again. My 2nd
time moving in a year.
From Hillview to Panjang and
now to CCK.

Now's my 1st nite at CCK n
its so awkard. Theres no bed, no nth.
Onli my laptop and my slping bag,
jus like my las nite at Hillview.

Good thing is tt I've finally gotten
my own room.
Bad thing is i thk i will get lost when
i go to sch tml. lmao

ZzZ Pipi's now at Panjang alone
and we are all at CCK. Sure he damn
scared now. T.T

my las nite at Hillview. Lappy n slping bag

My new roooooom

Oh btw, this is the shaver i got from
SQ during the exchange

Hillview waterfall

Panjang

Missing you <3

2009-12-21T09:03:00.000-08:00

:B

I'm planning for a tongue pierce
before year 2010. Don ask mi why,
cause i'm piercing for fun.

Things tt would happen after i pierce:
- Cry
- Liquid food for two weeks.
- No seafood
- No midnite instant noodle
- " Arhgghgfvhg "
- Pok broke
- Infection and die

Some say girls like guys having
tongue pierce. heh

Raining season is back, heard
that it would be worse than a month
ago.
Ciao

2009-12-17T09:50:00.000-08:00

LETS GO SLINGERS ~~

Wow, wat a happening and fun day
i had. 1st i'll like to say happy holidays
and jiayou to those having paper tml. :)

Won $47 from MJ jus now. My highest record. lol
Hosted by Sandra, the MJ goddess.
Happy that i treat them the $20 cab fare
to Singapore Indoor Stadium to watch

SINGAPORE SLINGERS VS THAILAND TIGERS

Tt match was epic man. The tigers were
leading slingers by 10 points for the first
3 quarters until the final half min they made a
come back. When they scored, supra high la !!

Here are the photos and the last few seconds
of the match video. Sry for the bad quality, all
u can hear is nth and some crack sound
because its too loud there. Aga 180db sound
pressure, as much as a jet's engine!

FHUAA~ (thumbs up)

Scoreboard. Actually its 69-66

2009-12-11T03:18:00.000-08:00

DOG MAN

Ever since i moved in to Panjang,
one of my neighbours has been harassing
mi everyday no fail.
He would walk past my hse n "bark"
all the way, causing my dog to join
in the noise.

Things get really fuked up when past few
days he started knocking on my windows
while making dog noise !!
Couldnt take it anymore, so i braced
myself for the next time the Dog Man
would appear again.

So, moments ago the mysterious Dog Man
hunts again. But this time, he tried to peek
through my translucent window 1st then
the howling begun.
I literally chiong out of my hse and warmed
up my fist for the stranger.
I watched him enter the gates of the lift,
and waiting for my flawless entrance,

I stopped his escape and confronted him.
At first i expected a Malay uncle but it
came out to be a Chinese ah pek.

I splurge out my honed vocab on vulgarity
and all he could say was sorry sorry.
Zou jedi, if he's not tt old, I'll sure make
him eat his own teeth :\

One funny thing was tt when my mum
came back after walking my dog, she
said tt my neighbour apologized to
her. LMAO

No more monkey business, Dog Man...

2009-12-06T07:35:00.000-08:00

FOAM PARTY IMM !

Las nite at IMM was hectic crazy.
Foam party the best with boomzy songs
by DJ uncle pedophile.
Here are my good quality photos.

Beer foam machine

DJ of the nite.

OMG, SS501's Kim Hyun Joong !! faint*

Mi touching Santa's belly, KH grabbing mi balls.

2009-12-01T21:05:00.000-08:00

HAM BAGA, HAM BAGA ~

2009-11-29T01:39:00.000-08:00

Epic.

2009-11-24T06:57:00.000-08:00

HATES-

1) People who like to compare their leg hair.
2) EC house and their fuk-dup auntie uncles cutters.
3) Eating hard boiled egg yolk because of its powder texture.
4) The shape of my head. If im not wrong, its a caveman's shape
5) People rushing mi whenever im in toilet.
6) Flying and attacking cockroaches.
7) My journey back home. Usually it takes me about an hour.
8) Eat vegetables especially broccoli.
9) People playing psp whenever they are walking. :x
10) Askin mum for money :(

Cant wait to shift home around Christmas.
Gonna buy a MJ table so i host MJ XD.

Oh wait, its 25 November.
HAPPY BDAY BLOGGY !! :D

2009-11-13T02:22:00.000-08:00

Gee~ outdated

Suddenly into K-pop stuffs
and im hooked onto SNSD's
Gee~ dance moves. LOL

Always having difficulties rmbing
Korean's name. C their age. 18, 19, 20!!
All around our age. Nice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOP8uykp0Mk
Gee parody. Middle-age Generation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0huuwDJS-M
Another Gee parody. Boys Generation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzjCfn9j79g
This is the real version.
Correct me if i'm wrong
but I thk Yoona made a mistake at 0:40 in the video.
Keep replaying 1:10 when they do the
"BANG". Uber nice. haha
Jitao turn on :X

Btw watch 2012 las midnite
and it was really nice. Everyone
should go watch. Worth my 9.50
The Visual and Audio effects so zai.
Cannot find those but onli in Cinemas
Somemore the main actor wont
die one. MUS WATCH !

2009-11-11T03:46:00.000-08:00

HIS HUNDRED DAYS

Skipped PCN and STM's lesson
at English High School today
to visit an old friend at
Bright Hill.

Share wit u guys the last 2
msg he had left for us (scube).

" Erm erm. Gratz scube uniting our
buddies with so much joy as a group.
We would never have tat much fun
as individuals n i glad 2 be a part of
this group. May we continue this til
we drop or even bring this group 2
our next generation. We shared joys,
woes and care for ech other. Long
live scube...:-) skip erm erm btw.
Lol too mushy? "

" I will drink a cup of water n
my meds 2 toast scube 2nite "

Didnt knew those would be
his last words. :\

You'll always be rmbed
:]

Since the China trip, my blog
views kept dropping sia. Then
my chatbox like can throw
away le. ZzZ.
Happy i still got some of my
loyal blog readers. Love ya~ :D

Here's a toast to you SC :)

2009-11-06T21:53:00.000-08:00

LOL?!

After drinking at Halo Bar on 6//11,
Yx and I went off early around 1220 am.
There were no more last bus for us so
i decided to walk home from NP, while
Yx called "someone" to fetch him.

He walked wit mi for an hour before
stoppin at a bus stop.
2 ladys in blacks were walking towards
us from far. Like nice only~
When they walked past, i shout,
" EH, WEIMON ".
She was like shocked to see us and yea,
she forgot our names. We could see they
were both high and started bullshitting
until my PCN lecturer jogged past us.

" HEY CHER!! "
Mr Goh's expression was like he had
a Boner or something. Ji tao act dao -.-
After that, i walked back home for the
next 2 hours. 3am and full of sweat.

My Engrish like a chui~

This is Weimon and her friend
and they love those bigbiglonglong

0:10 Nickkhun packs are like fake lo. lol

2009-11-05T23:24:00.000-08:00

10 MORE RANDOMS

- I wan try tongue pierce and buy a watch
when i got enough $ after the bday spree.
- I wan to go back MuayThai training. SHIFU~
- 2pm new song " Tired of waiting" NICE
- I'll be shifting hse again during late Dec. CCK
- My fav bubble-tea is Milk tea.
- I'm watching GUNDAM.
- Hope a MJ table would fit jus nice inside my
new room at CCK.
- Y some of uall have to ask the meeting time and
place ar? Go check ur inbox pls. Vomit blood u noe?!
- Last nite i couldnt slp so i thought of randoms
for blogging the next day.
- I bet most of them thought that the 2 JC girls were
gonna ask for our numbers during present hunting
at town last nite. XD

2009-11-02T04:26:00.000-08:00

RANDOMIZE

- I want to go fishing.
- Suddenly feel like watching Gundam.
- Common Test around the corner.
- Wanna kick punching pads.
- I wan to vs FIFA with Js, TT and Fahmi. :D
- Play MJ.
- Buy my Vintage watch.
- Miss those Koreans Chicks in China, the Waffle Girl too.
- Play Ping Pong at Sch with Jx, Mal, Naz and Marcus.
- Dreamed dancing 'Again & Again' with 2pm on stage.

All time Fav in Wuhan.

Weather is like -

2009-10-18T07:04:00.000-07:00

SIAN

Sch start tml and my time-table
sucks.
Monday 5-6pm. Zzz
Tons of journal to write.
Journal of my daily life in Wuhan.
Worse of all EM3A exam on friday.

Birthday Spree starting and
im deep shit broke.
Had to save money now le.
Still haven get back the
Singapore mood yet.
Hope this sem would be a fruitful 1.
:b

2009-10-12T22:13:00.000-07:00

SINGAPORE!!

Finally back to Singapore after
6 weeks!! So many things to things
to unpack when i reached home.

I want to go out!!
Jio me out, anyone :)

I starting to miss the cheap food in
china, the Halal mutton fried rice add egg,
the hotel service counter ladies who
always stare at us whenever we walk past
and the Art Space 173's boss who
is always talked about politics, Mao ZeDong
and how good is Lee Kuan Yew.
LOL

Next week sch start le, still got alot
of journal to write sia. Somemore
EM3A exam on next friday.
T.T

2009-10-09T04:25:00.000-07:00

TO DO LIST-

Things I plan to do when i return
SINGAPORE!!

- Hug my parents
- Pinch/slap Pipi's face
- Unpack my luggage and "play" with
the things i bought.
- Lie at my bed
- Play Dota
- Eat mum's cook food
- Get my haircut with GHC on the next day
- Dinner with Scube.
- Dota overnight at 4th floor
- Eat chewing gum, eat china instant noodle
- Fishing.
- Wake up duper late.

:D

2 MORE DAYS!!!!!

2009-10-05T11:50:00.000-07:00

New Band in ChinaTown

Last nite, went for a "photoshoot"
with Marcus and Vicky for our banner
of the party we are hosting WED NITE!!
Yeap, we booked the whole pub just
for the whole class.

For the photoshoot, we were told
to post as a band performing.
Marcus the guitarist, I'm the vocalist
and Vicky as the flautist. LOL

Here are some of the photos.

2009-10-03T07:54:00.000-07:00

LIQUOR

Should i buy liquor from china
or from DFS Changi airport
when i return to Singapore?

Advise from people, I'll buy
from DFS at Changi as those
china people might accidentally break
the bottle inside my luggage
during shifting. But the point is,
I didnt bring enough SG money!

Btw, moments ago, Aloy and Marcus
jus return from their "exotic" hair treatment.

8 MORE DAYS TO SG!!

Aloy's red and permed hair

Marcus's gangsta motha fukin haircut

2009-09-30T22:30:00.000-07:00

SHOPPING

Few days ago, there was a murder
of a Singapore Poly student in China
during his 6 weeks attachment. (just like me)
He got stabbed in his leg after a fight
with a guy in a nite club over a girl
who the student "ordered".
Now we have been told not to go
any pubs, clubs or KTV.
Dumb Shit, call hooker for wat.

Going out for shopping soon.
Not much money left.
:(

2009-09-28T03:25:00.000-07:00

LADY MYSTERIOUS

Ytd morning, a china lady called
our hotel phone and we chatted
for a while. She said she's our neighbour
and wanted some company.

She asked if she could come over
and have a little private session
but rejected her because my "girlfriends"
were with me.
She got turned-off and hung up.

Btw i found a Muaythai Gym inside
a mall. Nice

My lovely "girlfriends"

The Butterfly Effect

2009-09-22T00:49:00.000-07:00

SELAMAT HARI RAYA

The day before celebrating "Hari Raya",
we went to Marcus's crib for some liquor
session. After some research for
"The Graveyard"'s recipe in the net, we
attempted it. It consist of Jim Beam,
Barcadi, beer and stout.

JS and I drank a cup each.
He puked twice, Me zero. :D

Next day, we celebrated Hari Raya
and cooked dinner inside our room.
We jio-ed Mr Chan wit us. LOL

Professor Marc.

one shot.

This is JS doing his business.

Mr Chan (bottom left)

2009-09-18T22:10:00.000-07:00

MISSES

Dreamt of family, Pipi and friends
minutes ago. I miss them so badly.
Thought i woke up at home but i was
still in this dreadful bed.

Dressing up Marcus to scare-prank
classmates at night.

Yeap, tts a BB gun in his hand.

Erotic

Kane wannabe

2009-09-15T08:34:00.000-07:00

5 STAR SPAGHETTI !!

Cooked spaghetti in room wit
Hafiz, Nurdin, Nazmi and Aloy.
Yum Yum~ :)
Kicking Aloy's spaghetti and
knocking down a glass of water
onto the carpet. CLUMSY

Really nice spaghetti, thx peeps
lol

Shopping spree

Ancient china way of can opening

Aloy circumcising crab meat roll

Pasta sauce + rice cooker

Well done boys, lets dig in

2009-09-14T06:21:00.000-07:00

Mameshiba~

2009-09-10T21:18:00.000-07:00

MATH MURDER

Math killing me!! A call this morning 0840 from
class chairman that there will be a sudden
math lesson at 0930. fuck shit

Did some shopping and bought fred perry
and supreme shirt for about Sing $20.
Original defects
Went to the IT mall ytd and bought
a 320GB hardisk for 430RMB which is about $86.
Weather starting change winter here.
Its 20 degrees now

Visiting of industrial of animation

site in the afternoon.
Waste of time.

After over exposure of air conditioning

My Latin coffee las nite :D

2009-09-09T01:44:00.000-07:00

HELLO!!!

Im back already. Today's the
2nd day of class onli. 5 hrs of maths
almos everyday can die ar!!!
Btw here are some pics during
the cruise stay. :)

Walking down to the (Golden Sun) cruise

Scandalicious

Yeap, tts the sick JS

Trying to find chicks? Click to enlarge.

Marcus bought this lighter, freaking small rit?. LOL

2009-09-03T10:17:00.000-07:00

CRUISE TML!!!

Will be cruising out to china sea to visit the

"Three Gorges".

It's a dam actually. cool or wat?

Will be living on cruise 3 days 2 nites.

They say the tap water's yellow and

food provided is =x

Good luck to my crew.

I miss Singapore

's food.

as u can seee.

2009-09-01T17:20:00.000-07:00

WUHAN!!!!

Ytd nite reached wuhan already.

Now i'm in hotel, not hostel.

chui ar, internet here sux.

blogger block in china.

If u c this, help mi tell mum.

tyvm :)

2009-08-31T10:17:00.000-07:00

Bye Singapore in 6 hrs time.
Harrow China in 9 hrs time.

Gotha take a short nap.
BB pple ;)

2009-08-31T01:17:00.000-07:00

CHINA !!!

Approximately 24 hrs til my
1st flight to China.
Heres the flight plan:

1) Changi Airport - 0545
2) Flight to GuangZhou - 0800 to 1150
3) Stuck at GuangZhou for 5hr40min
4) Flight to Wuhan - 1730 to 1855

Total Duration:13 hrs 10 mins

Good luck to mi.
Will miss everyone.
Will miss your bday celebration.

2009-08-27T09:20:00.000-07:00

妈妈最棒!!

EXAMS ARE OVER!!!
But i don feel the relieve at all leh.

Will be heading to China (Wuhan) on
1 Sept with some of my classmates
for 6 WEEKS!!! Had to study EM3A and
an IS module there everyday.

Excited siaaa.
But will miss out all the fun in SG
during these period of time especially
the chalet. T.T
Heard lecturer say that the Internet in
China blocks websites like blogger and YOUTUBE.
But i will try blog about my life there if can.

3 days from departure

HAPPY BELATED 19, MAL!!!

2009-08-16T08:27:00.000-07:00

HECTIC WEEK

Missed my practical test
Down with fever
Missed my IS briefing
Exams in less than a week.

Surprisingly, in scube, bout 6
of us kanna fever, dunno eat
wat shit became sick.

2009-08-13T02:53:00.000-07:00

OVERDUED PHOTOS

Few weeks back, another exciting
yet careless driving by Driver Sim.
Bumping into a curb at NP, causing
a punctured tire. LOL

FLAT

With many help to the SQ's senior (top left)

Fisherman from hell.

2009-08-10T00:00:00.000-07:00

LIKE OLD TIMES.

I dreamt of Suei Chuan jus now.
We were having recess time with
few of our friends.
He wasn't talking but all i saw
was his smile.

2009-08-02T03:31:00.001-07:00

Macbook currently down.

No mood to update :(

2009-07-29T03:08:00.000-07:00

Wonder Girls No More

Their Dance moves are so cool,
so is their song Again & Again
by 2pm.

2009-07-27T08:44:00.000-07:00

DODGE BALL EVENT !!!

YEA, finally completed my I&E
today. Had to say it's a success
even though las min. Great teammates
except 1 hu always kept quiet and emo
one corner play psp. (-_-)

Las Saturday was the competition,
and i send 2 of my Scube teams
for competing and we won 1st prize!!
:DD
Waa, i'm so proud of them and of
course myself as their coach.

Alright, heres some photos of my event.

Sad to say, my two teams had to face each other
in the semi-final. Ar bo we could have won both
1st and 2nd prize.

Team VillageBoys, our finalist and 2nd in place

LAW FC, my group members :)

Scube A (undefeated!!!) and Scube B

Seems like theres no problem wit
my blogger.

2009-07-24T01:16:00.000-07:00

DODGEBALL !!!

Tml is the dodge ball competition.
Hope it doesn't rain.
Have fun pple !! :D
Cya tml

2009-07-20T07:33:00.001-07:00

2009-07-17T08:21:00.000-07:00

KING OF "SPS"

So proud tt i won all "SPS" challenge
with the other teams' captains at the
soccer competition before every start of
the game.
SPS = ScissorPaperStone :))

Even though we didnt win any matches
jus now, i still had fun. haha
Thx Hehfiz, i don care, u still owe mi
those vouchers.

Nex week gonna be my dodge ball
competition!! Get ready guys :D

2009-07-14T06:38:00.000-07:00

RANDOM

Feel like i wasted my whole campus
life. Abit regretting y i chose the course.
Had to work hard from now on.
I've got good friends.

I wan pierce my tongue.

2009-07-07T08:11:00.000-07:00

SHIAT !!!

can someone help me?.
Las night i accidently removed
Realtek folder off the
Program Files and now i have
no sound on my Windows.
OMG. DOOMED

Can some IT pro help mi?.
Ar bo I'll have to go helpdesk
n reformat le.

2009-07-05T07:30:00.001-07:00

KRANJI FISHING-

A huge floating Grouper.

Barramundi aka Kim Bak lor

2 slippers ++ long

2009-06-28T04:47:00.000-07:00

Ok, heres the video again.

2009-06-27T00:27:00.000-07:00

" KING OF POP "

Was watching the constant
telecast of Michael Jackson's MV
on MTV for an hr until I noticed
the chinese sliding text below that
says" Tribute to MJ, 1958 - 2009 "
My chinese sucks so have to comfirm
this shocking news on Yahoo.

"May Allah be with you, Michael, always." Jermaine Jackson

2009-06-24T06:12:00.000-07:00

Had to come home early as mum
shouted at mi through the phone
for not locking the door again n
there was a burglary.

Dad started nagging since i've
reached home. He said there wasnt
anything missing. Damn, mum
tricked mi. Even if there was burglary,
i'll blame my dog. :)

Have to brace myself again for
another nag by mum after she's
home. T.T

2009-06-20T02:30:00.000-07:00

JAPAN

1st it was Egypt, previous night
was Japan!! Something dumb
happened..

I was in Japan n saw a 7-11 store.
Went in n wanted to order french
fries, no idea y. So i went to the cashier
n said " Give mi fried rice "
hmmmmmmmmmm?

Btw, it's onli a dream.
Maybe Australia nex time

2009-06-12T23:26:00.000-07:00

Best la Hehfiz !!

Part time actors/strippers

SQ DRUNK PHOTOS !!!

Ronnie with his sexy BFF

BLAHAHA !!!

2009-06-11T08:27:00.000-07:00

FAGGED DAY TML...

Waking up 4 plus in the
morning to meet classmates
at clementi station 6 am.
Travel to VCH before 0730
for photoshooting under the
flaming sun til 12.
Meet frens, going out straight
after tt.

CAN DIE AR TML.

Tell mi how u fry tt.
Don watch if u are Scoleciphobia

2009-06-07T04:49:00.000-07:00

FCUK la CZ
stop giving urself lj excuses
for playing facebook games
and finish ur bloody MTS
revision !!!
If u see this, u probably
should go revise too.

2009-06-02T06:10:00.000-07:00

Cm'on, hu wans to see how SienQuan
looks when he's drunk !? :))

~~Thou Shall NOT, drink alcohol~~

2009-06-01T03:28:00.000-07:00

WEST COAST FISHING !

Our Zanpakto

Motion Freeze

Theres a dot on ur screen, and it is'nt my mole

Jimmy & I, young Fishing Jedi s

Ytd morning 7 am to 5 pm was at
west coast fishing wit Jimbo, his dad
and 2 uncles. My ass hurting
real bad due to the constant bumping
of waves. Hengheng nvr tio sea sick like
tt time at Sibu.

CAUGHT 100 PLUS FISHES !!
I caught the biggest which was
bout a size of a size 10 shoe Parrot Fish.
Sadly, no realli huge fish was caught,
had a few chances but they were too
strong n the strings snapped.
Took home at least 50 of them.
Fishes for dinner, half a year.

But overall damn happy :DD

2009-05-30T01:16:00.000-07:00

I PASSED MY FTT !!!

:DD

someone blog searched for
bangla worker photos and
i'm in it.

WTH

2009-05-28T09:38:00.000-07:00

SERIES OF SUAY-NESS ~

Went for KelKel's buffet party
at Shatec. Thought could win
some lucky draw prizes, but in
the end tio those stupid game
tt need to go in front see pple
do actions n guess a phrase. wth......

Wat luck.

So took bus home. Bus was packed,
sat beside a man whose holding
a empty plastic bag.
There was a strong smell of
Medical Oil on him. But i didnt
care much.

NBCCB, DUNNO WHY TT GUY
KEPT HITTING ME WHENEVER
HE CROSSES HIS LEGS.
Jus in front of mi was a student
staring at the guy beside mi wit
a " WTF ! " face.
So i looked right n saw him holding
on to his pathetic plastic bag and started
PUKING !!!!!

FUCK SIA !!
Somemore he missed his plastic
bag and got fresh vomit all over
himself!! WAH KAO !!
Like some Sharkfin soup spammed
wit lots of vinegar ly tt.

Siamed the Merlion waterfall
but couldnt evade the stinko.
After i stepped out the bus, i
took a look back again and saw
an Ah Pek sitting beside him.
Wa, Good Luck Old Man...

Kept checking my clothes if
got kanna the vomit even after
reached home.
OMFG!! Like totally suay this few
days. Maybe I'll get infected wit
H1N1 tml and start spreading in sch.